watley 

Someone sexy,kind,and funny to hang out with.Big dick and great in bed. Usually a slow texted but at the end of the day I get a text. He has a nice sexy voice at night. If he really want u he will always come back to you.

“Hey did u see Julie’s new boyfriend”
“Yh, he’s definitely a watley”
“They don’t call him watley for nothing”

watley by Lover💋 May 2, 2019

Jody Watley 

Grammy-winning singer/songwriter, producer, fashion icon and stage actress. A founding member of the disco/R&B group, Shalamar who started her own highly successful solo career on her own merits. Also credited with introducing the phrase, "Hasta la Vista, Baby," into the spoken pop culture lexicon. Musical genres practiced include soul, jazz, R&B, house, trance, club, broken beat, downtempo and trip hop. Has an occasional touring band known as SRL, or Soul Re-Loaded. first to feature the street dance style, waacking, in her music video, "Still a Thrill", in 1987.

Jody Watley won the Grammy for Best New Artist at the 30th Annual Grammy Awards in 1988.

Jody Watley by Mirror Ball September 22, 2020

wasley 

This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol

Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley

wasley by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.

Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!

Fez Marie Whatley by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

Fez Whatley 

One-half of the Surius-XM radio shock jock power-duo "Ron and Fez". Born in Florida to racist parents and living the majority of his life selling shitty cars to inbred panhandlers, Fez AKA; Todd Hilliard, Uncle Todd or Fezzy W., got into radio some time after being beaten over the head with a stick by the notorious "Cane-Pole Gang". Now living in New York City, more specifically Roosevelt Island, or as the locals call it, Retard Island, Fez allegedly spends his spare time vacuuming and dusting his apartment, probably flirting with Chinese food delivery boys, and I'm guessing, practicing wrestling holds on his cat, Scruffy. His favorite food is ant-covered donuts, and his hobbies are; reading comic books, watching WWE, laying out in the sun until half his face is burnt off, vacationing in Florida and playing kick ball with the fellas at Four Winds Mental Health Facility. Fez was also a focal member of the band "The Asexual Monkeys" along side Earl Douglas. The band split up when Fez exposed he in fact, was not asexual, shaming Earl into quitting his job as the lone asexual.

Gay onlooker at the gay pride parade: Who is that steamin' stack of man on the Retard Island float? (as he adjusts his sunglasses down to the tip of his nose as to peer out over the top of the rim)

Gay onlookers strait buddy: Who? Oh, that's Fez Whatley. Built like a brick shit house, but homeboy talks like a girl!

Fez Whatley by Justin Bartha February 23, 2009

Walleye Crue 

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.

e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!

Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008