fez

A hat, u sually red in color worn by:

A. Shriners, the guys who helped handicapped kids, have a circus, and drive those little cars at parades.

B. A madman in a box...usually accompanied by a bowtie. Can alternate with a stetson.

1. The homecoming queen convertible hit that shriner in his little car..all that survived was his fez. :'(

2. The Doctor: Oh. Okay. I escaped then. Brilliant. Love it when I do that. Legs. Yes. Bow tie. Cool. {feels for his hat} I can buy a fez.

by BigBoy28 February 27, 2012

fez

An acronym for "Foreign Exchange-Student"

Suvi from Finland is our most favorite FEZ in the world

by Lee "The Yellow Dart" Anthony April 28, 2003

fez

A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.

"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez

by Zed Leppelin September 07, 2003

fez

a city of morocco, north africa.

have you been around fez ?
no, not yet

by blitzz September 05, 2007

fez

Ron Bennington's gay counterpart on the Ron & Fez Show on XM 202 - noon to 3

Fez was depressed as usual and crying over some dumb stuff, while Ron did everything he could to make him feel worse and, in the end, made things all better.

by djunderground01 March 29, 2008

fez

1. Your game.

(In the 70s, your fez was the common term for what is now known as "your game". Guys used their fez to pick up chicks.)

"You're never gonna do it without your fez on.." (Steelie Dan song "Your Fez")

by Old Dude from the 70s May 08, 2007

fez

silly hat (popular in egypt) OR nerd on whatnet

"i am wearing a fez!" OR "05:33 <@fez> i gotta upgrade from Apache 1.3 to 2.0 so i'll brb"

by naken February 21, 2003