wadley

A persons who is very handsome and is funny and outgoing he is very nice but don’t get him mad if you meet a wadley keep him forever

I met a wonderful person named wadley!

by Dont forget about them January 5, 2021

wasley

This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol

Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley

by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Walleye Crue

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.

e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!

by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008

Mr. Wedley

One of the biggest assholes that teaches at Sa-Hali Secondary. His favourite words include: "mmmkkaaaay", "and that sort of thing", "please shut up" as well as "ah for god's sake". He is a very hard to please type of guy who is constantly on your case about stupid detentions that isolate you into doing your work in his portable at lunch. He likes his little homework club.

Mr. Wedley: "alright, we need to get through this class without people goofing off and disrupting the 7 or 8 people that actually do work in this class. "

Student: "hey wedley, do you take creatine?"

Mr. Wedley: "Do I teach what?" (needs hearing assistance)

Student: "Never mind, i guess you dont take protein and creatine".

by lakejumper1153 November 15, 2011

Wadleys Paradigm

A place for everything and nothing in it's place

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.

by scriptcat February 4, 2009

Wadeley

The name for a really close friend who is a girl. You will love her unconditionaly and would give up anything for her. You care for her with all your heart and only want whats best for her. If you could you would spend every moment with her and wouldent grow tired of her even if she would rather spend time with other people. When shes angry or upset you try your best to cheer her up and help her out even if what she requires advice on is out of your experience. She will have stunning eyes, and will be beautiful in every way possible but wont see it and will deny it every time you tell her she is.

Guy1: I spent all last night talking to emily. Shes like my best friend.

Guy2: Yeah, she must be your wadeley.

by evilpenguino July 12, 2010