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(pronounced as "wa-lei", not "waylee")

- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.

- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.

- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".

- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
A: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"

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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."

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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
waley by mogultown September 26, 2010
Words you can keep
Promiscuous basketball whore who likes to prey on fresh young girls.
Why is R. Kelly such a Waley?! that shits wackk
Waley by Linnage July 9, 2007
Related Words
Waley waleyshka taggy waley wales wally waleed Wally World Wahey Walleye wakey

taggy waley 

A Taggy Waley is when one man tugs on another mans willy
Hey man are you giving Connor a Taggy Waley? A Tayey Waley is when one man is stroking another mans penis
taggy waley by Rasual Habibi February 12, 2020

waler boler 

A term in basketball used to define skill.
When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.
E-dating mineman that doesn't even try to hide his cheats. Also has a bad habit of using ugly profile pictures. Loved by millions of other e-dating minemen.
Person 1: Dude check out this new profile picture I'm using.
Person2: Disgusting. You're such a walry.
walry by tewlonglegs June 25, 2018

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wally Darling 

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.
some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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