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watchfast
(watch-fast) syn./adj./verb
The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.
The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.
person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.
watchfast by Cassidy Puller October 26, 2019
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Watchcaught
This word is used when trying to think of a person's or of someone's name
The origin of this word of known to come from the deep south upwards to mid Virginia
The origin of this word of known to come from the deep south upwards to mid Virginia
I ran into watchcaught the other day
Watchcaught by Umm_a_name November 13, 2020
watchale
1. exc. watch out (presumably for some inadvertent calamity) 2. exc. watch (yourself) 3. exc. to indicate something unique or beautiful that needs attention drawn to it.
1. "Watchale! There's a big pile of dog excrament on the flooor!"
2. "Esmerelda told Vicente 'Watchale!' when Vicente inadvertendly bumped her during P.E. 3a. "Watchale! Look at that man's head explode in DEATH MARCH 7" 3b "Edgar shouted 'Watchale!' to his friends when Mariana walked by."
2. "Esmerelda told Vicente 'Watchale!' when Vicente inadvertendly bumped her during P.E. 3a. "Watchale! Look at that man's head explode in DEATH MARCH 7" 3b "Edgar shouted 'Watchale!' to his friends when Mariana walked by."
watchale by Richard Ziegelmann December 12, 2008
watcha
watcharaphon
Just the sickest Asian cunt u will ever meet in your lifetime. He is super handsome, it is said that if you saw him in daylight your eyesight would increase to 69/69 vision. If u were to become friends with the watcharaphon, it means that you have been blessed by God. Watcharaphons is in love with noodles (Not that type of noodles perverts). U may be able to locate a Watcharaphon in the bathroom and under your bed, he usually has his massive Asian SHLONG just hanging there like a third leg.
Isaac:"WOW I saw a watcharaphon under my bed last night and got a glimpse of his third leg, I was so baffled of how big ones SCHLONG can be. I can now die happy knowing that I have been blessed."
Brodie: WOW no way you are so lucky, I wish I can get hit from behind by that third leg.'
Brodie: WOW no way you are so lucky, I wish I can get hit from behind by that third leg.'
watcharaphon by Vincent Michael Shaw July 18, 2018
watchamacallit
watchamacallit by th100 May 27, 2010
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