watchfast 

(watch-fast) syn./adj./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.

person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.

watchfast by Cassidy Puller October 26, 2019

watchfast 

(watch-fast): n./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.

person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.

watchfast by Cassidy Puller December 12, 2020

watchlisten 

The act of intermittently watching and listening to something while multitasking.

Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛

Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.

Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.

watchlisten by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017

witchfist 

Jerking a guy off with ice cold hands.

Witchfist is the best way to never have to perform a second hand job.

witchfist by Camp Dirty October 2, 2020

watchatalkinabeet

Meaning: “What are you talking about?” Used by Sassy the Sasquatch in “The Big Lez Show” an Australian animated Youtube series

Lez: “did you see that Sassy?”

Sassy: “What?”

Lez: “that big yellow thing over there”

Sassy: “watchatalkinabeet”

watchatalkinabeet by YaboiIsaac February 27, 2020

Watchlist Escape Velocity 

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

Watchlist Escape Velocity by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020

Witchfest 

Super hot sex. Can be followed by the year that said hot sex was had. Has nothing to do with witches attending a festival, which would be a sabbath.

Yeah, she attended Witchfest '06 with me.

May the festival of witches commence. (said before having hot sex. still nothing to do with witches.)

Witchfest by Witch Squirt March 9, 2010