watchtard 

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.

My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.

watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016

watcharaphon 

Just the sickest Asian cunt u will ever meet in your lifetime. He is super handsome, it is said that if you saw him in daylight your eyesight would increase to 69/69 vision. If u were to become friends with the watcharaphon, it means that you have been blessed by God. Watcharaphons is in love with noodles (Not that type of noodles perverts). U may be able to locate a Watcharaphon in the bathroom and under your bed, he usually has his massive Asian SHLONG just hanging there like a third leg.

Isaac:"WOW I saw a watcharaphon under my bed last night and got a glimpse of his third leg, I was so baffled of how big ones SCHLONG can be. I can now die happy knowing that I have been blessed."

Brodie: WOW no way you are so lucky, I wish I can get hit from behind by that third leg.'

watcharaphon by Vincent Michael Shaw July 18, 2018

Matchtard 

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

watchword 

–noun
1. a word or short phrase to be communicated, on challenge, to a sentinel or guard; password or countersign.
2. a word or phrase expressive of a principle or rule of action; slogan: Conservation has been our watchword.
3. a rallying cry of a party, club, team, etc.

"Normal is the watchword" Veronica Mars Season 2 Ep 1

watchword by XanderHe October 20, 2006

Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.

"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"

Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

wheel watchar 

Houston slang : A , female turning their head/head's the opposite way to see them chrome rims passing by.

Wheel watchar 1: girl look at them dubs
Wheel watcher 2: yea , I know that playa
Playa in the g-ride, jamming to screw,turning back around to see that booty from behind.

wheel watchar by H-town13 November 14, 2016

witchard 

A sexy word that escaped through the bible and was spread to the majority from the lips of a seductive beast.

Witchard is a funny word; maybe I'll be slapped by God if I say it loud and fast enough.

witchard by SplashWitchard February 16, 2009