Wacktarded 

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

Wacktarded by eric November 12, 2003

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006

wrecktarded 

A severe state of drug and/or alchohol induced intoxication, often accompanied by hilarious, but potentially life-threatening consequences.

Person 1, "Dude, you pissed all over my flat-screen last night."

Person 2, "Yeah. I was wrecktarded."

wrecktarded by gobirds January 15, 2011

Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.

"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"

Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

waytarded 

way retarded

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!

waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013

wocktarded 

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid

bruh thats really wocktarded of you

wocktarded by ooga chaka May 2, 2019

wacktard 

Wacktard: Somone who is wack, and a retard (not literally). They are stupid and weird, and do odd things at random intervals. Or, someone whom you ever need to insult for any reason at all, they automatically become a wacktard.

1. Say someone calls you a dillhole.
You must call them a wacktard.
You win.
2. friend: "Man, that guy was so stupid to jump off that roof into his pool.'
you: "Yeah, he's a fuckin' wacktard."

wacktard by nightXmare April 20, 2005