Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.

"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"

Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

wacktard 

Wacktard: Somone who is wack, and a retard (not literally). They are stupid and weird, and do odd things at random intervals. Or, someone whom you ever need to insult for any reason at all, they automatically become a wacktard.

1. Say someone calls you a dillhole.
You must call them a wacktard.
You win.
2. friend: "Man, that guy was so stupid to jump off that roof into his pool.'
you: "Yeah, he's a fuckin' wacktard."

wacktard by nightXmare April 20, 2005

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

Whacktard 

The level at which one is dumber then Smaug himself.

God damnit, you're a fucking whacktard.

Whacktard by rockman January 19, 2004

Wackard 

Exactly the same meaning as 'wicked', yet gives greater satisfaction when saying it with a flick of the wrist.

'Wow Brahim, that song is wackard!'

Wackard by Spoyglass Bell December 1, 2005

wackbards 

Meaning grossly incompetent, stupid, unreasonable, bad, terrible, backwards.

That girl has got to be the most 'wackbards' receptionist I have ever worked with.

wackbards by Jenfa January 26, 2007

wanktard 

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.

You are a wanktard.

wanktard by CorruptedData February 7, 2003