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watchtard
A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.
watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016
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Watchtortion
Watch•tor•tion
/watchˈstôrSH(ə)n,ekˈstôrSH(ə)n/
noun
1. the practice many high end watch brands use on order for their clients to obtain a highly desirable watch, especially from select mainstream luxury Brands, through subtle or blatant requests to first buy other items such as undesirable watches or jewelry the client neither wants nor needs.
2. The various types of “watchtortion” include schemes to overbuy unwanted watches or jewelry as a prerequisite to qualify to buy what the client really came in for, discriminatory “watchtortion”: taking advantage of ultra high net worth ethnic individuals to buy multiple other highly suggested items and prequalified “watchtortion”, telling clients they must first reach a client minimum spend in their purchase history in order to prequalify to be kept on or moved up on a multi-year waitlist to buy a very desirable grail watch and finally pre-owned “watchtortion”, making a watch suddenly preowned just because the seller can now make higher profits by charging the clients extreme premiums for these hot grail watches. All four are intimidation tactics used by certain brands of certain mono-brand boutiques or multi-brand boutiques to scare a person into caving in and agreeing to these ridiculous terms, giving up their integrity and principles in exchange for highly desirable rare grail watches from
multiple mainstream brands.
/watchˈstôrSH(ə)n,ekˈstôrSH(ə)n/
noun
1. the practice many high end watch brands use on order for their clients to obtain a highly desirable watch, especially from select mainstream luxury Brands, through subtle or blatant requests to first buy other items such as undesirable watches or jewelry the client neither wants nor needs.
2. The various types of “watchtortion” include schemes to overbuy unwanted watches or jewelry as a prerequisite to qualify to buy what the client really came in for, discriminatory “watchtortion”: taking advantage of ultra high net worth ethnic individuals to buy multiple other highly suggested items and prequalified “watchtortion”, telling clients they must first reach a client minimum spend in their purchase history in order to prequalify to be kept on or moved up on a multi-year waitlist to buy a very desirable grail watch and finally pre-owned “watchtortion”, making a watch suddenly preowned just because the seller can now make higher profits by charging the clients extreme premiums for these hot grail watches. All four are intimidation tactics used by certain brands of certain mono-brand boutiques or multi-brand boutiques to scare a person into caving in and agreeing to these ridiculous terms, giving up their integrity and principles in exchange for highly desirable rare grail watches from
multiple mainstream brands.
“they used “watchtortion” tactics to encourage me to feel obliged to spend higher amounts to buy other less popular watches or jewelry I have no interest in only for a mutually understood promise to eventually allow me to purchase the watch I truly desire"
Watchtortion by Finewatchmaven April 6, 2023
Watchtortion
Watch•tor•tion
/watchˈstôrSH(ə)n,ekˈstôrSH(ə)n/
noun
1. the practice many high end watch brands use on order for their clients to obtain a highly desirable watch, especially from select mainstream luxury Brands, through subtle or blatant requests to first buy other items such as undesirable watches or jewelry the client neither wants nor needs.
2. The various types of “watchtortion” include schemes to overbuy unwanted watches or jewelry as a prerequisite to qualify to buy what the client really came in for, discriminatory “watchtortion”: taking advantage of ultra high net worth ethnic individuals to buy multiple other highly suggested items and prequalified “watchtortion”, telling clients they must first reach a client minimum spend in their purchase history in order to prequalify to be kept on or moved up on a multi-year waitlist to buy a very desirable grail watch and finally pre-owned “watchtortion”, making a watch suddenly preowned just because the seller can now make higher profits by charging the clients extreme premiums for these hot grail watches. All four are intimidation tactics used by certain brands of certain mono-brand boutiques or multi-brand boutiques to scare a person into caving in and agreeing to these ridiculous terms, giving up their integrity and principles in exchange for highly desirable rare grail watches from
multiple mainstream brands.
/watchˈstôrSH(ə)n,ekˈstôrSH(ə)n/
noun
1. the practice many high end watch brands use on order for their clients to obtain a highly desirable watch, especially from select mainstream luxury Brands, through subtle or blatant requests to first buy other items such as undesirable watches or jewelry the client neither wants nor needs.
2. The various types of “watchtortion” include schemes to overbuy unwanted watches or jewelry as a prerequisite to qualify to buy what the client really came in for, discriminatory “watchtortion”: taking advantage of ultra high net worth ethnic individuals to buy multiple other highly suggested items and prequalified “watchtortion”, telling clients they must first reach a client minimum spend in their purchase history in order to prequalify to be kept on or moved up on a multi-year waitlist to buy a very desirable grail watch and finally pre-owned “watchtortion”, making a watch suddenly preowned just because the seller can now make higher profits by charging the clients extreme premiums for these hot grail watches. All four are intimidation tactics used by certain brands of certain mono-brand boutiques or multi-brand boutiques to scare a person into caving in and agreeing to these ridiculous terms, giving up their integrity and principles in exchange for highly desirable rare grail watches from
multiple mainstream brands.
“they used “watchtortion” tactics to encourage me to feel obliged to spend higher amounts to buy other less popular watches or jewelry I have no interest in only for a mutually understood promise to eventually allow me to purchase the watch I truly desire"
Watchtortion by Finewatchmaven April 6, 2023
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