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watchword 

–noun
1. a word or short phrase to be communicated, on challenge, to a sentinel or guard; password or countersign.
2. a word or phrase expressive of a principle or rule of action; slogan: Conservation has been our watchword.
3. a rallying cry of a party, club, team, etc.
"Normal is the watchword" Veronica Mars Season 2 Ep 1
watchword by XanderHe October 20, 2006
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watchtard 

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.
My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.
watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016

Watchtortion 

Watch•tor•tion
/watchˈstôrSH(ə)n,ekˈstôrSH(ə)n/
noun
1. the practice many high end watch brands use on order for their clients to obtain a highly desirable watch, especially from select mainstream luxury Brands, through subtle or blatant requests to first buy other items such as undesirable watches or jewelry the client neither wants nor needs.
2. The various types of “watchtortion” include schemes to overbuy unwanted watches or jewelry as a prerequisite to qualify to buy what the client really came in for, discriminatory “watchtortion”: taking advantage of ultra high net worth ethnic individuals to buy multiple other highly suggested items and prequalified “watchtortion”, telling clients they must first reach a client minimum spend in their purchase history in order to prequalify to be kept on or moved up on a multi-year waitlist to buy a very desirable grail watch and finally pre-owned “watchtortion”, making a watch suddenly preowned just because the seller can now make higher profits by charging the clients extreme premiums for these hot grail watches. All four are intimidation tactics used by certain brands of certain mono-brand boutiques or multi-brand boutiques to scare a person into caving in and agreeing to these ridiculous terms, giving up their integrity and principles in exchange for highly desirable rare grail watches from
multiple mainstream brands.
“they used “watchtortion” tactics to encourage me to feel obliged to spend higher amounts to buy other less popular watches or jewelry I have no interest in only for a mutually understood promise to eventually allow me to purchase the watch I truly desire"
Witchward, 'witch' = to be wise 'ward' to protect/serve. 'Witchward' a witch that serves. Also the name of a new TV series.
Witch,TV series, Witchward is the family name of the characters in the series Witchward.
witchward by V.I. June 27, 2008

Watchtortion 

Watch•tor•tion
/watchˈstôrSH(ə)n,ekˈstôrSH(ə)n/
noun
1. the practice many high end watch brands use on order for their clients to obtain a highly desirable watch, especially from select mainstream luxury Brands, through subtle or blatant requests to first buy other items such as undesirable watches or jewelry the client neither wants nor needs.
2. The various types of “watchtortion” include schemes to overbuy unwanted watches or jewelry as a prerequisite to qualify to buy what the client really came in for, discriminatory “watchtortion”: taking advantage of ultra high net worth ethnic individuals to buy multiple other highly suggested items and prequalified “watchtortion”, telling clients they must first reach a client minimum spend in their purchase history in order to prequalify to be kept on or moved up on a multi-year waitlist to buy a very desirable grail watch and finally pre-owned “watchtortion”, making a watch suddenly preowned just because the seller can now make higher profits by charging the clients extreme premiums for these hot grail watches. All four are intimidation tactics used by certain brands of certain mono-brand boutiques or multi-brand boutiques to scare a person into caving in and agreeing to these ridiculous terms, giving up their integrity and principles in exchange for highly desirable rare grail watches from
multiple mainstream brands.
“they used “watchtortion” tactics to encourage me to feel obliged to spend higher amounts to buy other less popular watches or jewelry I have no interest in only for a mutually understood promise to eventually allow me to purchase the watch I truly desire"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026