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A male who possesses a small penis that is stunted in growth and therefore is inadequately equipped for sexual relations. Due to their inadequacy, most wasels give up on life in general, retreating to a cold dark cave to live their life as a wasel- hermit. Studies have shown that 100% of females prefer males who are non-wasels.
"Bob was use to living life as a loner, exiled from society and rejected by women. Why, you ask? Because he's a wasel."

Female 1: "How did you get so good at pretending?"
Female 2: "My husband is a wasel."
Wasel by Nut_Job_ January 22, 2015
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capital wasteland 

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.
( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "
Wasilat is a smart beautiful and almost as lazy girl. She says what she want to say at any point . She is born somewhere between being a Aries and a Leo . Her looks name her queen and or princess maybe even goddess
Wasilat is coming for you
wasilat by Lit.goddess May 20, 2018
That is the actual meaning of WASL, kept within the few.
WASL by Critical Acclaim March 2, 2009
The grown man who looks like an egg and crushed my dreams. The only way to successfully defeat him is sparknotes.
Wabel makes me hard boiled
Wabel by Wabel June 11, 2018
This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol
Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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