wasilla 

North of Anchorage, Alaska, home of the Iditarod, the Iron Dog, and the best Doob on the planet.

wasilla by Will Shootcha October 16, 2003

Wasilla 

A pretty chill place to live, wide open, lots of trails, great place to raise a family. not too much crime, but there are a lot of meth-heads.

even people here hate the Palins. We hate being known for her ignorant ass, and the media reported the worst parts of town, and the dumbest fucking highschool ever.

Dan: good fucking god, that Alaska show with the Palins makes me want to kill myself

Rachel: I know, she's such a stupid ho, she gives us all a bad reputations in Wasilla. she's probably a meth head herself

Wasilla by Rayrayak February 24, 2011

Wasilla 

The biggest little place on earth. Home to the crystal meth capital of alaska & sarah palin. named after eskimo cheif who enjoyed smoking the green

whoa! it's wasilla!

Wasilla by cw. t January 15, 2009

wasilla 

wasilla, where the fuck do i begin. a place where all the valley trash burn outs come to smoke lots of weed and have sex

damn she looks like a wasilla burnout

wasilla by valleytrashhhhhh March 16, 2017

Wasilla 

A city about 45 miles North of Anchorage. Famous thanks to that retarded cunt Sarah Palin. Boasts an impressive amount of meth labs(1 in 5 people cook meth). A literacy rate staying steady of around 15%. Absolutely horrible high school sports teams. Not to mention the ugliest women in the nation.-U.S. Dept. of Commerce

Goddamn I fucking hate Wasilla!

Wasilla by Palin Todd December 13, 2010

wasilla 

fuck wasilla man that shit sucks

"i want to bomb wasilla"- a smart person

wasilla by Onyxia83 April 26, 2023

Wasilla Girl 

A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.

Stay away from Becky. She's a Wasilla Girl!

Wasilla Girl by Concrete Coyotes November 7, 2019