North of Anchorage, Alaska, home of the Iditarod, the Iron Dog, and the best Doob on the planet.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A pretty chill place to live, wide open, lots of trails, great place to raise a family. not too much crime, but there are a lot of meth-heads.

even people here hate the Palins. We hate being known for her ignorant ass, and the media reported the worst parts of town, and the dumbest fucking highschool ever.

The biggest little place on earth. Home to the crystal meth capital of alaska & sarah palin. named after eskimo cheif who enjoyed smoking the green

wasilla, where the fuck do i begin. a place where all the valley trash burn outs come to smoke lots of weed and have sex

A city about 45 miles North of Anchorage. Famous thanks to that retarded cunt Sarah Palin. Boasts an impressive amount of meth labs(1 in 5 people cook meth). A literacy rate staying steady of around 15%. Absolutely horrible high school sports teams. Not to mention the ugliest women in the nation.-U.S. Dept. of Commerce