17 definitions by Critical Acclaim

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The person above me is WRONG, thither is an old Shakespearean-time way of saying "there." He didn't use here and there, he used hither and thither.
Shakespeare: Go thither

Me: Why can't you just say "there?"
by Critical Acclaim May 08, 2009
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Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list
Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently
by Critical Acclaim October 26, 2008
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The type of knot used on yoyo's were the hole where your finger is supposed to go can be made bigger or smaller without destroying the hole or having it slip out when you pull the yoyo away from you. Oh and it is also a kick ass metal band.
Hey this hole is too small, can you tie a slipknot for me?

Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass
by Critical Acclaim October 30, 2008
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A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.
Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
by Critical Acclaim April 13, 2009
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The date when all the stupid preppies and tv zombies thought it was going to be the end of the world because of the similarity of the date with the mark of the beast, 666. For everyone that thought that, the bible states that no one but God knows when the world will end, so get your facts right. Oh and there was also a crappy movie about it.

Middle School Preppie: AHH! It's 6/6/06 and we're all gonna die!!!!!!

Educated Person: Idiot no one knows when the world is going to end, the bible doesn't say anything about the number of the date.

Middle School Preppy: Yeah but still it's 666 AHHHHHHHH!
by Critical Acclaim October 23, 2008
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Genre that may have been alive at one point, but in it's current incarnation is just a lame genre of rock liked by people who are trying to look cool
Female Poser: My favorite music is PUNK RAWK!

Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good

Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!

Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!

Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................
by Critical Acclaim October 23, 2008
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Short for peoplePC online, about the slowest, least secure, and overall suckiest ISP ever, yes, even worse than AOL. Do you remember those commercials several years back about it?
PeoplePC can at least send me free coasters every week
by Critical Acclaim January 21, 2009
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