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'Woah, those girls are on him, he must be Wasel'
Wasel by Duuuuuuuuuude. May 24, 2010
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A male who possesses a small penis that is stunted in growth and therefore is inadequately equipped for sexual relations. Due to their inadequacy, most wasels give up on life in general, retreating to a cold dark cave to live their life as a wasel- hermit. Studies have shown that 100% of females prefer males who are non-wasels.
"Bob was use to living life as a loner, exiled from society and rejected by women. Why, you ask? Because he's a wasel."

Female 1: "How did you get so good at pretending?"
Female 2: "My husband is a wasel."
Wasel by Nut_Job_ January 22, 2015
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capital wasteland 

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.
( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "
Wasilat is a smart beautiful and almost as lazy girl. She says what she want to say at any point . She is born somewhere between being a Aries and a Leo . Her looks name her queen and or princess maybe even goddess
Wasilat is coming for you
wasilat by Lit.goddess May 20, 2018
That is the actual meaning of WASL, kept within the few.
WASL by Critical Acclaim March 2, 2009
The grown man who looks like an egg and crushed my dreams. The only way to successfully defeat him is sparknotes.
Wabel makes me hard boiled
Wabel by Wabel June 11, 2018
This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol
Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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