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The Warden can 2 shot you with full netherite armor.
Warden by T.N.T.BOOM! November 1, 2021
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Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013
Someone who hates their job, but works to live a miserable life. Eventually, the wagie discovers his life is pointless and he is only causing pain to himself.
John was a wagie, I understand why he would kill himself
wagie by polonino June 12, 2019
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016

clean it up wagie

Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.
"Oil spill detected at aisle 5, clean it up wagie."
clean it up wagie by ygtsglck June 27, 2023

Jack Warden 

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.
girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating
Jack Warden by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020