Ware

Small mythical creature usually found around 103rd street. This creature is afraid of boats and water. Its primary diet consists of cakes, pies and ice-cream.

You will never find a ware on this ship.

by Slaon Ketterine January 30, 2009

Ware

A town in Hertfordshire, England. It has a great history (including the fact its one of the oldest permanently inhabited settlements in Europe, it's home to the Great Bed of Ware and it was once the overnight stop between London and Cambridge) but unfortunately these days there is absolutely noting to do if you're over 8 and under 65.

Guy 1: Let's go to Ware tomorrow.
Guy 2: Where's Ware, hahahahahah...
Guy 1: No. Just no.
Guy 3: What, to visit Londis, or maybe even Costcutters if we really want to splash out...
Guy 1: Goid point...

by Man6616 November 15, 2011

Ware

Ever go into a stare and kind of think about what your staring at well i do and i call it a Ware

Wonder Stare = Ware

Hey Lewis you see family guy last night?
Lewis damn you interupted my ware

Bob- Was trying to speak to lewis about lasnt nights family guy but he was having a ware
Grant- nothing like a good ware

by Lewis3000 August 19, 2009

Ware

Ware is a small town located in Western Massachusetts, not too far from Springfield. It's a pointless and stupid place to live with a bunch of senior citizens that are always protesting money being spent on new schools.

Person 1: Heyyy, you live in Ware?
Person 2: Yeah it really sucks.

by NoLongerInWare March 22, 2009

ware

A name or word used by metal fans and metal bands to describe their type of music and their popularity that their music used to have.

omg its not fair! The fucking new genre of rock took over our gare! lets call this new genre nu-metal because its sucky and nu and it sounds just like our old genre called metal! They stole it from us! We will never forgive them!

by So3_Fate September 28, 2006

Ware

A second-rate IT unprofessional who only does one thing well, Delay.

Sorry we're going to be an hour late for lunch today guys. I've got to pull a Ware and slowly fix a problem that even an imbecile could do in minutes.

by Bulletproof Vest October 1, 2021

Ware Whare

A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse.

Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".

Guy 1 : Where'd you get your jandals bro?
Guy 2 : At the ware whare for $5 bro.

by Build additional pyr0ns May 12, 2009