Wareham 

A small town that lies right off the cape. Onset is one of the most popular tourist attractions in town, along with Water Wizz. Wareham is known to never back down from a fight and is feared by surrounding towns. Overall Wareham is a fairly nice town. Many alternate meanings of words are originated here including guido, Cumbys blow jobs, Hesster the Molester, and many more. Hess is the most common place to find groups of teenagers who have nothing better to do than sit in the parking lot and cause ruckus.

Human 1: Aye, you wanna go to Wareham?
Human 2: Aye, you wanna actually do something with our lives?

Wareham by Matthoo27! March 16, 2009

Wareham 

The retarded kid in class who thinks everything is food and shits himself everyday. But he's surprisingly good at Madden.

Joe: Hey, you see that chunky kid over there?
John: Yeah he's at total fucking retard
Joe: Yeah he's most likely a Wareham

Wareham by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 13, 2020

Wareham 

A person that is very, very tall yet can't jump.

Nick would be so good at b-ball if he wasn't such a wareham.

Wareham by Pailing001 July 30, 2007

Wareham 

A boy who is shit at fifa and has lips from last to Tokyo

That wareham has never had a girlfriend

Wareham by Late in may of 1999 March 11, 2018

Wareham, Massachusetts. 

A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.

Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.

Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.

Wareham, Massachusetts. by I hate it here. January 6, 2011

Wareham Boys 

Men in their mid to late 40s to early 50's who have lived in Wareham, Massachusetts for their entire lives with no intention of ever leaving. You can easily find them at The Narrows Bar or the Gateway Tavern, or hanging around outside of Cumby's. As the name suggests, they are trapped in a high schooler's mentality, always reminiscing about the "glory days" at Wareham High School. These can include Football games, The Prom, Homecoming, or getting high down at Little Harbor Beach. They will fiercely defend their town, to the death if need be. Stay away from the Wareham Boys.

Normal Person: Hi there, I'm lost. Can you point me in the direction of Cape Cod?

Wareham Boys: Hey fuck you pal! What? You don't like Wareham? Get Fucked! This is just like High School bro, everybody always wants to leave Wareham...

Wareham Boys by Warehamboys September 29, 2020

Josh Wareham 

Complete and utter awesomeness.
Pinnacle of everything awesome.

That movie is so Josh Wareham.

Josh Wareham by Not Josh Wareham March 25, 2005