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A small town that lies right off the cape. Onset is one of the most popular tourist attractions in town, along with Water Wizz. Wareham is known to never back down from a fight and is feared by surrounding towns. Overall Wareham is a fairly nice town. Many alternate meanings of words are originated here including guido, Cumbys blow jobs, Hesster the Molester, and many more. Hess is the most common place to find groups of teenagers who have nothing better to do than sit in the parking lot and cause ruckus.
Human 1: Aye, you wanna go to Wareham?
Human 2: Aye, you wanna actually do something with our lives?
by Matthoo27! March 16, 2009
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A person that is very, very tall yet can't jump.
Nick would be so good at b-ball if he wasn't such a wareham.
by Pailing001 June 28, 2007
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