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Typically describes when a veteran uses his fist during sexual encounters wether on or off the field.
Hey, look, the Sargent is getting Warfisted in the barracks again.
warfist by Pokeandprod June 4, 2023
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warfstache 

The most epic mustache that is a form of a handlebar mustsache that is pink. This mustache is the logo for the youtuber "Markilpier".
Tyler: Hey jimmy whats with the warfstache?

Jimmy: Its Markilplier fan day.

Tyler: Why do you watch him?

Jimmy: Please go die in a sewage pipe Tyler.
warfstache by dawookiesnuggler October 28, 2013

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark
Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilfred warfstache 

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.
"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"

Wilford Warfstashe

Markiplier: Well hellow everybody...its me...Wilford Warfstashe
Wilford Warfstashe by Katirina rain October 25, 2016

Milk Warfstache 

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache
Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going
Milk Warfstache by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
In a battle of the sexes, he takes the middle ground. Which consists of all female insults. The main definition of a warfest is:

A warfest is a person who is wrong.
Warfest says:
By the way I am AT NONEONES SIDE! I DONT LIKE MEN OR WOMEN, just wanted you to prove that I AM WRONG and still noneone have did it.

Therefore he is wrong.
warfest by Sarahxd May 18, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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