warfstache 

The most epic mustache that is a form of a handlebar mustsache that is pink. This mustache is the logo for the youtuber "Markilpier".

Tyler: Hey jimmy whats with the warfstache?

Jimmy: Its Markilplier fan day.

Tyler: Why do you watch him?

Jimmy: Please go die in a sewage pipe Tyler.

warfstache by dawookiesnuggler October 28, 2013

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

wilfred warfstache 

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.

"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"

wilfred warfstache by Alcain Thomas July 23, 2016

Milk Warfstache 

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

Milk Warfstache by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

wormstache 

A reference to the season 6 gag reel of the show Supernatural, in which actor Misha Collins was dared by his costar Jared Padalecki to eat a worm he found. Misha refused, and instead wore it as a wormstache.

Jared: "Eat it. I dare you to eat it. You have to eat it."
Misha: "I'm not going to eat it, that's disgusting. I'm going to wear it as a wormstache."
(Misha puts on the worm; J2 crack up)

wormstache by TricksterTalia November 8, 2013

Wannstache 

The mustache that Dave Wannstadt, head coach of the Pitt Panther Football team, sports on his mug. It closely resembles a Portstache, or a mustache similar to a 70's porn star.

Dumb-ass Wannstache punted on 3rd and 10 again.

Wannstache by mm54 January 4, 2008

Walrustache 

a mustache that is so bushy that it actually exceeds the parameters of the top lip that it makes the wearer look like a walrus. Can also be combined with a beard arrangement to increase the effect.

Jamie Hyneman off mythbusters has an epic walrustache

Walrustache by Doctor Tripod February 25, 2009