Warmists 

A brainwashed cult of atheists, leftists, socialists, anarchists, academicians, and algoreans dedicated to the belief that the earth is getting hotter due to the actions of humans. Cultists are characterized by inability to think logically, foaming-at-the-mouth hatred of those who have different beliefs, and a constant craving for Kool-Aid.
Young cultists wear Chullo hats and hemp bracelets.
Older cultists wear worn-out corduroy sports jackets and drive Volvo station wagons.

Dude: Wow, those Warmists spit on me and called me Cheney!
Dudette: Probably because you are wearing an American flag pin on your lapel.

Warmists by M-79 June 18, 2011

global warmist 

To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:

1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.

2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.

3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."

4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.

5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.

Apparently some global warmist just modded down my innocuous comment in the online forum.

global warmist by JD9 December 8, 2005