Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016