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Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
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Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
Wankspangle by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.
I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
wankspangle by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.
Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006

wanksponge 

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.
Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"
wanksponge by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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