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wankshoft 

a term generally used to spam notice people you hold a grudge against in irc. it can be used among other words such as "FUCKING BITCH WHORE SLUT TRANNY" etc.

it is used by queer people only, or those too retarded to correctly spell "wank shaft."
"fucking wankshoft bitch whore slut tranny"
wankshoft by qbirt May 3, 2005

Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.
Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !
Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wankshaft 

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.
Crash is a wankshaft.
wankshaft by JJ January 30, 2004

wankshaft 

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.
Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.
wankshaft by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004

wankshit 

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.
Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!
wankshit by psyclopse October 20, 2007

Wankshaft 

A term that indicates something being utterly pointless, like a chocolate teapot, a man who is afraid of spiders or a Palestinian passport.

The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.

The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.

Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.
"Hey, isn't that Piers Morgan"
"Wadda fucking wankshaft"
"How did he even get a job over here?"
"Coz he was so useful uncovering War Crimes as editor of the Mirror they thought they'd put him to good use working out if The Hoff = "American's Got Talent" - its like algebra or summit"
Wankshaft by RastaVari October 26, 2013

world of wankshaft 

derogatory term used to describe the popular game, world of warcraft
Hey cecil, don't you hate those cunts who don't come to the pub because they're addicted to playing world of wankshaft?
world of wankshaft by tk tommy January 22, 2007
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