wankous 

adj. used to describe anything that can be wanked to

Whoa, that chick over there is wankous!

wankous by systemicfailure January 2, 2010

Wankouver 

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.

Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.

Wankouver by lfk_ard November 25, 2011

Wankout 

The only exercise these damn millennials get.

Guys who masturbate instead of actually going to the gym and working out.

Pascal: Hey bro, are you coming to the gym?

Vish: Nah sorry, I already had my wankout last night.

Wankout by pascalthesickwhan January 3, 2020

wankus interuptus 

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

wankus interuptus by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014

Wankus Maximus 

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.

Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.

Wankus Maximus by Titan90 September 2, 2019

wankbuscuit

1. Somebody who is a wanker

2. Insult for somebody both retarded and mentally backwards

Timmy you wankbuscuit!

wankbuscuit by Shavar March 14, 2005

wankus 

1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser

1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.

wankus by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003