wankola

A tiny ejaculation after masturbation.

"He let out the most pathetic wankola i've ever seen."

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

wankoma

The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.

Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma

by Beauty Queen From Mars April 12, 2015

Wackola

Wack,Dumb,Stupid,Ugly

A Slang Word For The Words Above

That Shirt Is Wackola, That Joke Was Wackola

by J1zzys January 14, 2008

Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

wanklame

When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.

Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.

by Steelrat56 December 30, 2004

Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

wankalaump

A extremely ratchet, bigheaded, know everything person or creation.

Lucy is such a wankalaump.

by sexie_swagg June 29, 2014