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Sometimes being a wanker is more than just a momentrary thing; it's a lifestyle, it's an art, even a science.

For example... Your soap telling you to be true to yourself. Wankology. Doing a trendy thing cause it's trendy not cause you're interested in it. Wankology. Telling people about something you do because it makes you better than them. Wankology. There's plenty of examples, you get the gist
"He's just bought his oat milk $9 coffee that took 15 minutes to make instead of just getting a normal coffee like everyone else, he doesn't even like coffee."

"He's really mastering the art of wankology"
Wankology by OrganicGodSlayer April 12, 2026

Waveology 

Teachings in the sacred art of the Wave™.

This covers basics such as:

Reaching and maintaining the lit point,

The best techniques for shotgunning a beer,

The most suited alcohol type dependant on mood and occasion, etc.
A master of Waveology will always have a good time no matter the motive
Waveology by Steeevo123 November 26, 2019
The study of making things huge, as defined by Patrick Star.
Patrick: You know Spongebob... I wambo, you wambo, he,she, we wambo! The study of wambology? Come on Spongebob, that's first grade stuff!
Wambology by knapster2 March 27, 2009

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

WKUKology 

Wkukology
WKUKol·o·gy WKUK-ol-uh-jee
noun
WKUKology is a non-profit green cult. They started out playing softball and then made matching shirts. Now they live on a site with no contact to the outside world and wear fun robes, sing the national anthem written by Francis Scott Key ever morning, eat clam chowder everyday for lunch, punish people by sending them to hell with a naaaaiiiiillll guuunnn and sometimes bring them back to life by shouting random jumanji/zathura/robin williams movies. They are pet friendly and they drive Priuses.

WKUK·ol'o·gist n.
"Wow that Trevor is a cool guy, he must be a member of WKUKology"

WKUKology by High Priestess March 28, 2008

Reverse Yankology

To have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of a song prior to hearing the original version of the song.
When I was a kid, I heard "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al way before I had heard of "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio. It was reverse Yankology.
Reverse Yankology by tmurr December 15, 2010