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Wankology

The study and knowledge of wanking (masturbating). It is a very important study for most males and some have even mastered the art and have become wanker masters.
Dude, Collin is the master at wanking, he followed his studies of wankology

Collin is the wood wizard
by Don Jon Is The Best 2014 December 31, 2013
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Waveology

Teachings in the sacred art of the Wave™.

This covers basics such as:

Reaching and maintaining the lit point,

The best techniques for shotgunning a beer,

The most suited alcohol type dependant on mood and occasion, etc.
A master of Waveology will always have a good time no matter the motive
by Steeevo123 November 26, 2019
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Wambology

The study of making things huge, as defined by Patrick Star.
Patrick: You know Spongebob... I wambo, you wambo, he,she, we wambo! The study of wambology? Come on Spongebob, that's first grade stuff!
by knapster2 March 27, 2009
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Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009
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WKUKology

Wkukology
WKUKol·o·gy WKUK-ol-uh-jee
noun
WKUKology is a non-profit green cult. They started out playing softball and then made matching shirts. Now they live on a site with no contact to the outside world and wear fun robes, sing the national anthem written by Francis Scott Key ever morning, eat clam chowder everyday for lunch, punish people by sending them to hell with a naaaaiiiiillll guuunnn and sometimes bring them back to life by shouting random jumanji/zathura/robin williams movies. They are pet friendly and they drive Priuses.

WKUK·ol'o·gist n.
"Wow that Trevor is a cool guy, he must be a member of WKUKology"
by High Priestess March 28, 2008
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Reverse Yankology

To have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of a song prior to hearing the original version of the song.
When I was a kid, I heard "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al way before I had heard of "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio. It was reverse Yankology.
by tmurr December 15, 2010
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Dankology

The study of dank
Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"
by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009
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