A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.

Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!

Ballsack Wackalack by cassiusgay September 4, 2009

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wackoflage

The introduction of a noise source to intended to disguise the sound of masturbation. Especially in tight or congested quarters.

Mike: Do you think the sink is broken? The water has been running an awful long time.

Tim: No Stone is in there spankin' it, he must have the water on for wackoflage.

wackoflage by Stone Le' Bone April 12, 2008

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Wacklame

When lame just isn't enough.

Going down up-escalators is wacklame.

Wacklame by The gurage May 28, 2011

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Wackalacka

Crack, cocaine, herbs, drugs

The kid got caught doing wackalacka, and the po-po called his parents.

Wackalacka by Spanish Banana September 10, 2010

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Wackogay

significantly wack and overwhelmingly gay

that’s so wackogay

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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