Afatbeardedfellow's definitions

Plant Pattern

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"

What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here

by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019

wankbasin

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank

That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin

by Afatbeardedfellow June 2, 2008

Inresexcels

Celibate or semi-celibate fellows suffering from involuntarily repressed sexuality

Lol the bros in The Resistance WhatsApp chat are a real bunch of inresexcels. Sad!

by Afatbeardedfellow November 25, 2020