Definitions by Afatbeardedfellow

Inresexcels 

Celibate or semi-celibate fellows suffering from involuntarily repressed sexuality

Lol the bros in The Resistance WhatsApp chat are a real bunch of inresexcels. Sad!

Inresexcels by Afatbeardedfellow November 25, 2020

Plant Pattern 

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"

What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here

Plant Pattern by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019

wankbasin 

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank

That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin

wankbasin by Afatbeardedfellow June 2, 2008