Plant Pattern

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"
What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here
by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019
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wankbasin

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank
That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin
by Afatbeardedfellow May 31, 2008
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Inresexcels

Celibate or semi-celibate fellows suffering from involuntarily repressed sexuality
Lol the bros in The Resistance WhatsApp chat are a real bunch of inresexcels. Sad!
by Afatbeardedfellow November 25, 2020
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