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wankrash

1. (In men) The incredibly painful and itchy rash that occurs after excess masturbating.

2. (In women) The strange phenomena that occurs after having drunken anal sex in a foreign country with a randomer.
1. Jeezo! Afro gave Dongface heavy wankrash on friday night after all those vigorous wanks!

2. Lauren i heard you got wankrash after that pokey bum wank with the midget mohawk in malia. I've got some vagisil that'll clean that right up!
by shinychromedome March 12, 2008
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Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022
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