wankfi

Wankfi

The free internet connection available when staying in a hotel during a business trip

Hey dave did you max out the porn channels in the holiday inn while at that sales exhibition

No boab,I just connected the ipad the free wankfi

by magic,8ball November 30, 2016

Wankful

When an event or period of time consists of significant amounts of masturbatory activity.

I had a very wankful weekend

by Obi-Wanky Nobi January 8, 2019

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

Wanksight

A realization or epiphany that’s gained after orgasming.

After sleeping with him/her I realized how much of a bad decision that was.

Post nut clarity is another way to say “wanksight”

by H1837 April 20, 2022

Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

by Spilox April 22, 2009

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Wankling

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020