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wankfinder 

bluetooth radar employed in airport or other mass transit location / social setting. acceptance of the device connection request means immediate "wanker" status.
getting a connection to an unsuspecting recipient using the "wankfinder" monicur, then quickly sending a piece of priceless filth and having it accepted before they realise their folly.
wankfinder by Alistair Murray February 5, 2007
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Wankfodder 

Material (e.g. Pictures, Movies etc) used to wank over
I need to find some wankfodder on the net
Wankfodder by Jah! April 16, 2006
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Wankfodder 

A Girl/Woman that is so good looking every man she meets has a wank thinking about her.
X: Mary is soooooo fine
Y: She is definatley wankfodder
Wankfodder by Reffa May 8, 2005
A community of the most fascinating, multifaceted, brilliant, deep people who get together to create universes, weave worlds, and act stories with their hearts.
And they have the best puppy piles.

Offsprings include Westfinder and Philifinder.
Person 1: So what did you do over Winter Break?
Person 2: I saved the universe.
Person 1: WHAT?!??
Person 2: Yeah, apparently it wasn't the robots I had to worry about, although my EMP idea wouldn't have worked because they were organic. I suppose they were more like automaton zombies? But they were on our side. What we really had to watch out for was the homicidal aliens.
Person 1: WHAT?!??
Person 2: Wayfinder.
Wayfinder by penwhowrites April 27, 2012

Winkfinger 

A mouse click of an indiscriminate internet dater who 'winks' at all search results in an attempt to garner interest from any receiving party
Paul just winkfingered all of his potential matches on that dating site when he was drunk.
Winkfinger by Huskydog May 14, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026