Definitions by Spilox

Being the Captain 

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.

"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)

Being the Captain by Spilox May 8, 2009

Dirty Dipper

Someone that has sex with ugly women when they are having their period.

"Wanna have sex?"
"No, i'm having my period"
"Even better!"
"Ah sick, you are such a Dirty Dipper!"

Dirty Dipper by Spilox April 23, 2009

Danger wanking 

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

Danger wanking by Spilox April 22, 2009

GAGFI 

A person that looks gay at first but isn't.
He "gives a gay first impression"!

Guy 1: "Hé i'm Dirk".
Guy 2: "Hé i'm Murray".
Guy 2: "Are you a GAGFI"?!!!
Guy 1: "A what"????
Guy 2: "Yeah man!!. You give a gay first impression".
Guy 1: "NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!"

GAGFI by Spilox October 1, 2008