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The step up from Belfeilded tends to happen after a quiet one with a few crates a bottle of vodka and some absinthe you tend to be so drunk that you can't pull not even if you use the Belfield charm....

*Phone rings*

Jack: Hello
Matt: REET

*long pause*

Jack: What you get up to last night?
Matt: Just had a quiet one I was Wankfielded just got out of the hospital now, you coming getting on it?

wankfielded by Belfielded June 22, 2008

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Winfielded

A catastrophe in the Winfield household

Kitty’s bedroom has been Winfielded

Winfielded by Rex Winfield August 20, 2021

Related Words

wankfielded • wankfield • Winfielded • Wakefield'ed

Wakefielded

Falsified or manipulated to support or obtain a predetermined outcome. (In the context of scientific research data).

The research paper had been wakefielded in the months before publication.

Wakefielded by elfrish December 17, 2016

wankfield

A tall skinny very smelly person, who does not resist when force is applied.

Jay, Other tall smelly people

wankfield by Cam Tardi September 24, 2004

Wankfield

When you walk into a group of guys masturbating and have to traverse across the room

I tried to get my phone from Randy's room, it was a wankfield in there

Wankfield by W M Burger April 19, 2018

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026