Wankful 

When an event or period of time consists of significant amounts of masturbatory activity.

I had a very wankful weekend

Wankful by Obi-Wanky Nobi January 8, 2019

Wankfuck 

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.

“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizard’s sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”

Wankfuck by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020

wankulizer 

The act of masturbating before sleeping to make yourself tired.

Jake: "I'm going to have a wankulizer and a nap before work"

wankulizer by Falconar September 14, 2012

Wankfuck 

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty

Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"

Wankfuck by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

wanksultation 

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.

1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.

wanksultation by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020

wankfuck 

A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.

Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..

wankfuck by coldmansteve September 16, 2005

Wankulator

An extension of the word "wanker" meaning a wanker that wanks a wanker while wanking. Commonly used as an insult amongst Australians.

Sean: "Hey Luke, guess what?"
Luke: "What?"
Sean: "I g0tz phr33 st00phs!"
Luke: "...Wankulator."

Wankulator by CoolStoryTeller March 20, 2010