wankelitis 

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

wankelitis by James Hacklander July 28, 2008

wankeritis 

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

wankeritis by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008

Wankeritis 

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

Wankeritis by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

wankalitus 

a common disease which many people both male and femal can have.

If you have wankalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are.... even if you are in a public place like at the back of a classroom in a boring philosophy lesson. Men that have wankalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet

wankalitus by Jordan Mowat September 10, 2005

Wankertitis 

An uncontrollable love for British people by someone not British that is not healthy. Not to be confused with a wanker.

American: I love the brits! God bless the Queen!

Friend: Dude you got a bad case of Wankertitis!

Wankertitis by Ashama July 1, 2011