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Wankbreak 

When one takes a short pause from his or her studies to relieve his or herself from sexual tension and desire to ensure ones productivity when the brief pause is through.
Jim: Ahh just finished my english essay, better take a Wankbreak before I start maths.
Jenna: Ok sure I just took one so i could finish my science report.

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Wankbreak by TheBigJFells March 30, 2015
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wankbreak 

a scottish word believed to have been created in the Johnstone area, south of Glasgow. A colloquial term for an idiot, fool, tithead etc.
"Hey Kris, you're a big gay wankbreak"

"Ho you, ya wee wankbreak"
wankbreak by Rossyboy April 26, 2005

Windbreaker Nose

A large nose that deflects any incoming wind, typically located on a jews face.
That Jew has a windbreaker nose.

wally wallbreaker 

A mysterious man who goes about breaking the ass and pussy walls of men and women and occasionally children.
You better not go outside Wally wallbreaker gonna get those walls.
wally wallbreaker by Beetlejuice234 December 3, 2015

Windbreaker Booty 

When the booty is separated from your hand by only a thin sheet of windbreaker like material or thin feeling pants.
Danny was surprised to discover Justin's windbreaker booty when he gave him a congratulatory slap on his behind.

wankbrain 

One who only thinks of masturbation.
He's one hell of a wankbrain
wankbrain by Tris Jon October 12, 2006

wankbeard 

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.
That club was completely fuckin wankbeard
wankbeard by lolololotek January 5, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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