Wankermaker

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.

Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."

by King Quatch October 29, 2012

WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017