wankbrain

One who only thinks of masturbation.

He's one hell of a wankbrain

by Tris Jon October 12, 2006

wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

wankering

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004

wankstain

1. A persistant annonoying twat .2. Something you desperately want to get rid off but with a great deal of difficulty.

1. Get out of my face , you wankstain !
2. That housemate of mine is harder to get rid off than the wankstain on the wall!
3. This mate of mine is a proper wankstain !

by Lester122 April 9, 2007

wankbasin

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank

That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin

by Afatbeardedfellow June 2, 2008

Wankering

The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

wankstain

person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison

That stupid wankstain has fucked up again

by bikerspice July 10, 2003