wank stank 

Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.

Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!

wank stank by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008

wank stank 

Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.

Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!

wank stank by AnUncleverName April 25, 2008

Stank wank 

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.

Stank wank by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016

stank wank 

An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.

Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.

stank wank by Antonymys April 21, 2014

stank wank 

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.

Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.

stank wank by Joscpe August 7, 2016

wank and stank 

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

wank and stank by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

The Wank That Stank 

A book about Adam

The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

The Wank That Stank by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023