Definitions by AnUncleverName
tug burn
Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
tug burn by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008
tug burn
Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
tug burn by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
wank stank
Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
wank stank by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
wank stank
Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
wank stank by AnUncleverName April 25, 2008