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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
Related Words
A term used by a sheep who did nothing wrong, to describe the combination of the japanese words "waki" (armpit) and "pai" (breast)
Wakipai is nice, y'know.

What do you mean?

Well, I want to see the armpits and then down to (side-) boobs. Wakipai!
Wakipai by Ikeamannext January 24, 2021

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.
wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

wangpale 

The act of impaling an object with a penis or penis-like organ.
In Resident Evil 4, a character is impaled by a giant tentacle, which just so happened to be coming out of the bottom of the villain's robes. Wangpale was thus dubbed to describe the comedic moment.
wangpale by duPont January 27, 2006

wankport 

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016