"Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.
Donald J. Trump: Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cell phone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal

Milk the Cow Podcast: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin.
by KingfishRex February 23, 2016
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Some say Sir. David Attenborough blurted it out in a fit of rage in the latest episode of "Planet Earth", others say it's a colourful seabird's special "private time" with it's big head.... all we know is it's an awesome put-down currently trending on Twitter
Donald Trump (tweeting from his iPhone): Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical terrorists

Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin
by uprqct February 22, 2016
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wank - to masturbate
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump

n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.
It takes a wankpuffin to make that kind of statement.
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Commonly associated with Donald Trump.

1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person
Dude, did you see Donald Trump's twitter? Someone called him a wankpuffin!
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predominantly British term for constitutionality masturbation addicted person.
Donald Trump is a wankpuffin
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A insult that came originally from a randomly generated broadband user name, however subsequently was used by Milk the Cow Podcast to describe Donald Trump causing a viral internet phenomenon.
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You tweeted that from your Iphone you Wankpuffin!
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"You just tweeted that from your iPhone you wankpuffin"
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