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Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..

John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..

wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013

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wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

wankpot by J Arthur December 6, 2004

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wankpot

A pot for wanking in!

I like to wank into my wankpot

wankpot by WESTY10 August 28, 2006

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wankworthy

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!

Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D

wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008

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wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

wankpotamus by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

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Wankworthy

Wankworthy is when you think a girl is or isnt attractive enough to masturbate over

Man 1= have you seen that girl on instagram?

Man 2= lisa?

Man 1= yeah shes wankworthy

Man = yeah shes definitely wankworthy

Wankworthy by Cheesedevourer April 6, 2021

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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