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Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..

John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..

wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013

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wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

wankpot by J Arthur December 6, 2004

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wankpot

A pot for wanking in!

I like to wank into my wankpot

wankpot by WESTY10 August 28, 2006

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wankworthy

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!

Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D

wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008

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wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

wankpotamus by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

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Wankworthy

Wankworthy is when you think a girl is or isnt attractive enough to masturbate over

Man 1= have you seen that girl on instagram?

Man 2= lisa?

Man 1= yeah shes wankworthy

Man = yeah shes definitely wankworthy

Wankworthy by Cheesedevourer April 6, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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