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wankport 

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013
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A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.
He's a right wankpot.
wankpot by J Arthur December 6, 2004
Related Words
A pot for wanking in!
I like to wank into my wankpot
wankpot by WESTY10 August 28, 2006

wankworthy 

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!
Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D
wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008

wankpotamus 

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person
That guy is a wankpotamus
wankpotamus by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

Wankworthy 

Wankworthy is when you think a girl is or isnt attractive enough to masturbate over
Man 1= have you seen that girl on instagram?

Man 2= lisa?

Man 1= yeah shes wankworthy

Man = yeah shes definitely wankworthy
Wankworthy by Cheesedevourer April 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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