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refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
wangage by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
Words you can keep

total wangage 

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.

#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"
total wangage by Overlord March 24, 2003
Related Words
-age suffix added to want emphasizing the desire to own or posses.
*geeks at comic-con staring at Slave Leia*

"Wantage..." *drool*
Wantage by 0sm0sis April 26, 2009

guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008
A Place in NJ where a lot of smoking reefer is at. Everyone does it here, even little timmy reefs it up with his mom down the road. No cops in wantage...just State police, but im sure all of them are fucked up right now. Just bust out your bubbler, bong, or tinny and rip the shit out of that beast. Dont worry about laced shit unless you want chronic. Everyone here is a professional blunt roller to. even grandma knows how to roll a fattie
Grandson "Grandma...can you roll this for me? Just 3 unchopped grams."

Grandma "Sure"

5 seconds later...

Grandma "chopped and rolled, I even took out the stems and shit"

Grandson "Gee thanks grandma...your the best"

Only in Wantage
Wantage by Rastadan November 12, 2005

Wangwage 

Having a man's penis rubbed between your butt cheeks until he ejaculates.
Johnny wouldn't quit giving me wangwage.
Wangwage by Mryoyoo February 23, 2013
1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')

2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'

'How much more wankage can one man take?'
wankage by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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