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wangwagon 

Used to describe a sexual preference for males, usually after a period of abstinance.
"After graduating from Sarah Lawrence, it took me a year to get back on the wangwagon."
wangwagon by zenostortoise November 25, 2004
refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
wangage by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

wangwagger  

The art of wagging your wang A.K.A masterbation

circle jerk

a person who wags wangs
"Tims such a fucking wangwagger"

"man one:I heard there was a wangwagging goin on at joes
man 2:yeah joes is wangwagger central"

"beth? yeah she tried to wag my wang last night shes such a friggin wangwagger"
wangwagger by Ghettoman46 April 23, 2007

total wangage 

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.
#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"
total wangage by Overlord March 24, 2003

cumguzzleing wangwaker 

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed
hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker
cumguzzleing wangwaker by def jk December 12, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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