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wangwagon 

Used to describe a sexual preference for males, usually after a period of abstinance.
"After graduating from Sarah Lawrence, it took me a year to get back on the wangwagon."
wangwagon by zenostortoise November 25, 2004
refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
wangage by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

wangwagger  

The art of wagging your wang A.K.A masterbation

circle jerk

a person who wags wangs
"Tims such a fucking wangwagger"

"man one:I heard there was a wangwagging goin on at joes
man 2:yeah joes is wangwagger central"

"beth? yeah she tried to wag my wang last night shes such a friggin wangwagger"
wangwagger by Ghettoman46 April 23, 2007

total wangage 

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.

#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"
total wangage by Overlord March 24, 2003

cumguzzleing wangwaker 

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed
hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker
cumguzzleing wangwaker by def jk December 12, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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