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wangwagon 

Used to describe a sexual preference for males, usually after a period of abstinance.
"After graduating from Sarah Lawrence, it took me a year to get back on the wangwagon."
wangwagon by zenostortoise November 25, 2004
refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
wangage by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

wangwagger  

The art of wagging your wang A.K.A masterbation

circle jerk

a person who wags wangs
"Tims such a fucking wangwagger"

"man one:I heard there was a wangwagging goin on at joes
man 2:yeah joes is wangwagger central"

"beth? yeah she tried to wag my wang last night shes such a friggin wangwagger"
wangwagger by Ghettoman46 April 23, 2007

total wangage 

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.

#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"
total wangage by Overlord March 24, 2003

cumguzzleing wangwaker 

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed
hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker
cumguzzleing wangwaker by def jk December 12, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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