wancket 

Very crazy and pyscho with daddy and mommy issues and will usually be a pyscho

Who’s that over there
Oh she’s a wancket

Damn she must be crazy and kinky

wancket by Wancket123 February 21, 2021

wanket 

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

Fuzzy Wanket 

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

Fuzzy Wanket by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

Wanket Blanket 

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

Wanket Blanket by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017

wankette 

Idiot

tit
fool
someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'

'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'

wankette by sw33t2def August 18, 2009

wanket 

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

wanket by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011

dingle wacket 

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

dingle wacket by dr alley September 21, 2015