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when that shit (slizz) gapes by more that 6 inches

dude have you seen Melissa's slizz

yeah bro that shit wampting

on JAH out of 5 that shit looks like a carcrash wampter

wampter by Deroman23 February 23, 2022

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wampeter

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

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Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

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wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

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Wampnered

the act of a beautiful a third country national marrying a somewhat gullable American for a green card

James - yooo dude she divorced him soon as they got to the states .. Amy -where was she from? south america ... james - DAMN! that dude got wampnered

Wampnered by Blueghost August 11, 2010

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Wamsterbate

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.

Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"

Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

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Wamster

A wannabe hamster, same catagory as Wemo, Wothic etc

Lize: I look like a hamster
Jeroen: You Wamster!

Wamster by japansenegerseksmetboekenkaste December 17, 2008

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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