wampter

when that shit (slizz) gapes by more that 6 inches

dude have you seen Melissa's slizz

yeah bro that shit wampting

on JAH out of 5 that shit looks like a carcrash wampter

by Deroman23 February 23, 2022

wampeter

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

Wampnered

the act of a beautiful a third country national marrying a somewhat gullable American for a green card

James - yooo dude she divorced him soon as they got to the states .. Amy -where was she from? south america ... james - DAMN! that dude got wampnered

by Blueghost August 11, 2010

Wamsterbate

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.

Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"

by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

Wamster

A wannabe hamster, same catagory as Wemo, Wothic etc

Lize: I look like a hamster
Jeroen: You Wamster!

by japansenegerseksmetboekenkaste December 17, 2008