Wampnered

the act of a beautiful a third country national marrying a somewhat gullable American for a green card

James - yooo dude she divorced him soon as they got to the states .. Amy -where was she from? south america ... james - DAMN! that dude got wampnered

by Blueghost August 11, 2010

Time-Warnered

Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.

Ugh, I can't watch the paternity tests on Maury. I'm getting Time-Warnered.

by TimeWarnerSucks February 19, 2010

Wammered

The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.

"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"

or

"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."

by MC Wammer June 3, 2013

wagnered

verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother

That guy just Wagnered his mom.

by Goober Joe February 21, 2008

Wagnered

To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved

“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad

by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018

Roger Wagnered

When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do

(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4

by John Micheal Montgomery February 18, 2004

Warnered

The act of selling - by supplying samples of higher end products/merchandise which are designated to be sold, and then replacing those products with lesser quality counterfeits. Also known as"The old switcheroo". To "shiester" someone out of his/her money.

"That guy is a real Warner."
"I got Warnered, again"
"He really Warnered that guy"

by Jamal Flows January 7, 2020