wampner 

A extremely ugly person who makes a huge mess and is very lazy.

Jenny your son is becoming a wampner.

wampner by Define Names February 5, 2017

Wampler 

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wampler 

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

Wampnered 

the act of a beautiful a third country national marrying a somewhat gullable American for a green card

James - yooo dude she divorced him soon as they got to the states .. Amy -where was she from? south america ... james - DAMN! that dude got wampnered

Wampnered by Blueghost August 11, 2010

wamplery 

Word used to call someone very stupid in a passive way.

You’re such a wamplery man

wamplery by ODerpy March 22, 2022

Wamplerism 

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

Wamplerism by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

Judge Wapner 

A Mushroom stamp variation where one walks up behind his wife who is watching TV, takes out his penis and thumps her on the head three times while shouting, "Court's in session... Order in the court!!!""

Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.

Because I hate watching Ghost Adventures, I snuck up on the wife and gave her the old Judge Wapner... she was not as amused as I.

Judge Wapner by Jester3380439 April 4, 2011