wamner

A penis

Conner likes to suck big wamners

by Conner meeks November 19, 2017

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

by Purple Miku May 27, 2016

Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.

he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.

his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan

Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.

Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.

by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019

warner chilcotting

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.

guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"

by Harmonious One January 25, 2011

aaron warner

aaron warner is the only real man ever to exist, every other man is a fraud

omg have u heard of aaron warner
no whos that
the only man to ever exist

by wqrnettes August 18, 2021

Wagner Middle School

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.

I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle

by PleaseEndMe49 June 23, 2018

Brody Wagner

Brody Wagner is the name of an ancient king who rode on top of two rhinos well going into battle. He is known to be the creator of fire and coined the phrase Rashashandai and Rondo Jonzo.

"Man this camp fire is so warm" the man said. "Well you can think Brody Wagner for that" the woman replied.

by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010