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Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.
" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."
Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013
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When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.

Kit Walker 

A sexy insane asylum patient played by actor Evan Peters in the second season of the TV series American Horror Story on FX. Accused of murdering multiple women including his wife Alma. He is innocent of these murders but he's guilty of killing many teen girls due to excessive sexiness.
"Kit Walker and I are the new OTP."
Kit Walker by thatsopanda May 28, 2015

walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.
walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

Nilla Wafer 

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.
“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”
Nilla Wafer by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022